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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 01:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

How do you get a girl to like you?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Fans slam Gearbox CEO Randy Pitchford's message to "cost sensitive" fans - Eurogamer

Then came..

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Diablo II: Resurrected Ladder Season 11 Coming Soon - Blizzard News

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Stroll needed "urgent medical attention" for pain after qualifying - FIA · F1 - RaceFans

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Practice Report: Takeaways From Start of Second Week of OTAs - Baltimore Ravens

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is your opinion? I am 150-152 and I feel short. I’m 15 years old. I feel like this makes me look like a baby and ugly on most clothes.

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

"Can't Believe Virat Kohli Knew...": RCB's Celebrations Amid Stampede Row Heats Up - NDTV Sports

So they tried

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do great movie moments influence how people handle real-life moral dilemmas?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

Next, they tried...

Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio's Project Century Gets A Strange New Title - GameSpot

Unacceptable again!

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

I use email aliases to hide my Gmail address, and it's the best privacy move I can recommend - Android Authority

No go.

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.