What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I rat my boss out for serial cheating on his wife?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the difference between heaven and heavens?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Who is someone that inspires you?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-”Ah so!”

Do you ever feel like you are doing good, but would do better if people hadn’t blamed you or even bothered you? I have gotten lonely, but I always am up to something (creating my destiny).

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?

Octopussy