What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Octopussy

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Ah so!”

What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why do liberals think it is okay to steal votes while the rest of us obey the law(s)?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

From Russia With Love

I have a black elbow sleeve leotard that I wear with sheer pantyhose. Should I keep my pants off and show my legs?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Goldfinger

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are fewer English people going to their local pubs for a drink? Are they aware that many pubs are shutting down due to lack of customers?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What were Sauron's powers in The Lord of the Rings (LOTR)? Did he have any magic or anything like that?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

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-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

What are some great short jokes?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No